The results...

Thanks to everyone who voted!

This was a landslide, by the way...

1. "Contributing to the delinquency of a (hot) minor"

2. "McSteverino's: 37 Hotties Served!"

3. (tie) "To mom, from Steve"

3. (tie) "Acing our exams"

5. "A peek into Steve's skeleton closet"

6. "Over the hills and fart away"

7. "That was quick..."

8. "Hi, my name is Steve, and I am a Twinkie addict"

9. "When your best friends are dead people, it's time to worry"

10. "Forty-three minutes after nine"