Doc Johnson delivers again
Check out the latest vibrator review, guys... my friend Betty tried it out while IM'ing with her man friend. This is HOT!
Doc Johnson's i-Vibe 
Betty: baby
Barney: Hey
Barney: hows it going doll
Betty: not too bad
Betty: lol
Betty: i can't believe i want to fuck a sawks fan...
Betty: mindblowing
Betty: :-P]
Barney: and I can't believe i want to blow a load all over the
face of a yankee fan
Betty: Mmm.
Barney: but then again.......
Betty: you want to on all of them
Barney: hahahaah
Barney: that's very flattering
Barney: thanks ;)
Betty: the fucking is the bigger shock luv ;)
Barney: mmmm
Barney: fucking you is a nice thought
Betty: i agree
Betty: sometimes a little sentence like that and I start to
feel hot... insane
Barney: mmhmm
Barney: i choose my words carefully
Betty: .i hope you are always as purposeful with your mouth
Barney: mmmmmm
Betty: i'd love to open my eyes and see you on top of me ;)
Barney: oh yeah
Barney: nice thought
Betty: you think?
Barney: fuck yeah!
Betty: :-D
Barney: doggie would be a must
Betty: i love it
Barney: you know what i love
Betty: ?
Barney: if i would be doing you doggie and you would kinda
stand up on your knees
Barney: and turn around
Betty: and snap your dick off?
Barney: ew.
Betty: ;)
Betty: just checking
Barney: BEHAVE
Betty: ok ok
Betty: lol
Barney: it can be done smartass
Betty: ok
Barney: you've never done that??
Betty: switched from doggie to face to face?
Betty: of course i have
Barney: no i mean you stand up on your knees
Barney: while being fucked from behind
Betty: hmm... no, i don't think i have
Barney: oh man
Barney: ok, memo to self
Barney: :)
Betty: if you were fucking me from behind
Betty: what would you be doing with your hands?
Barney: tit grabbing
Barney: what else?
Betty: there are other options
Barney: or hip grabbing
Barney: that's hot too
Betty: uh huh
Betty: or...?
Barney: pull em in nice and hard
Barney: and ass squeezing
Betty: uhhhh yeah
Barney: or reading the LL Bean catalog
Betty: you could be feeling how wet i was too
Barney: fuck yeah
Barney: slippery and hot
Betty: rubbing my clit between your fingers
Barney: sneaking a finger in your asshole
Betty: uh huh
Barney: yeah def. a reacharound would be in order
Barney: hey speaking of that how do you like your toy
Betty: i decided to wait
Barney: you haven't tried it?
Betty: i thought we could play with it together. in some capacity,
at least
Barney: k go get it!!!
Betty: ok!!
Betty: one sec!
Barney: mmmmmmmm
Barney: [jeopardy theme playing]
Betty: ok
Betty: GOT IT!
Barney: good baby
Betty: now...
Betty: get me
Barney: so.....
Barney: where were we
Betty: i was v wet
Barney: AND
Barney: what exactly precisely was i doing
Betty: you were fucking me wildly
Barney: from behind i believe?
Betty: yes!!!!!!!
Barney: and squeezing your nice big tits
Barney: and then reaching around
Barney: and squeezing your clit between two fingers
Barney: just a little
Betty: !!!!!!!!
Barney: and it is so hot down there
Barney: i can hardly stand it
Barney: and you know what is crazy hot
Betty: god this thing is amazing
Betty: uhm... I mean you ;)
Barney: you are down with your stomach against the bed
Barney: ass in the air
Betty: i am so close
Barney: and i grab hold of your hips
Barney: and pull it out
Betty: uh huh??
Barney: ALL the way out
Betty: ah
Barney: and then shove it right back in
Barney: without touching
Betty: god yes
Barney: ALLL the way out
Barney: and it is so fucking long and hard
Barney: and wet
Barney: from your juicy pussy
Barney: and then RIGHT back in
Betty: very fucking wet
Barney: and when you do it that way it is noisy as all hell
Betty: heh
Barney: all squishy and wet sounding
Betty: it is
Betty: suction
Barney: mmmmmm
Barney: i looove looking down
Betty: god i want you in me so badly
Barney: and watching it go in and out
Barney: shove that fucking vibrator in you baby
Betty: i did
Barney: and watching your pussy turn inside out when i pull it out
Betty: i am dripping
Betty: i 'm so wet
Barney: good
Betty: very
Barney: then i can flip you over
Betty: very
Betty: good
Betty: yes
Barney: and spread your legs nice and wide
Barney: and ram my cock into you wihtout even touching it
Barney: and wail away at you good and hard
Barney: and watch your tits bounce
Betty: i am def going to cum in a sec
Betty: OMG
Barney: fucking come for me baby doll
Betty: oh i will
Betty: i know it
Barney: you can almost feel me can't you
Betty: i SO can
Barney: so hard
Barney: throbbing
Betty: ah
Barney: i am gonna fucking explode
Betty: uh do it huh
Betty: on me
Betty: cum
Barney: tell me where you want it baby
Betty: right on my tits
Barney: all over your big fucking tits
Barney: mmmm
Betty: i wanna see it
Barney: we think alike
Barney: you gonna rub it out for me
Barney: and watch me blast you
Betty: put your hand on my pussy
Barney: mmmmmm
Betty: i want you to feel me
Barney: as you come
Betty: yes
Betty: yes!!
Barney: throbbing away down there
Barney: and rub it just a little bit
Betty: ahhh
Barney: moaning
Betty: Mmhmm
Barney: you don't even realize it
Barney: and i am too
Betty: oh god
Betty: ohhh
Barney: yah
Barney: talk to me baby girl
Barney: are you gonna come for me
Barney: nice and hard
Betty: right now
Betty: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Barney: i feel like i am gonna blow such a huge fucking load
Betty: there you feel that
Betty: omg
Barney: mmmmmmm
Betty: that was sick
Barney: VERY fucking sick
Betty: i can't move
Betty: my god man!
Barney: yaa that was nice
Barney: it makes me want you pretty fucking badly i have to say
Betty: right back atcha killer
Barney: mmmmm
OK, so we didn't learn too much about what this little toy can do. But it obviously works, doesn't it?
